the following is a relatively coherent strung together documentation of suburban life
enjoy.

2 BARS

this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem

for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston

for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron

we're getting even like
Mac Culkin with Ted Danson




leggo
7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup leading to decay creating all these cavities ????
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class i act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David Cassidy see
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
but when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad. i
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind set
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY


zap effects !

crazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
no shame this weird drones headphones bumpin justin bieber baby

all these ladies got me feeling like a jan brady hazy
nasally singin
Remy Zero
somebody save me-

acting emo like everybody hates me
i can't even smile when they say cheese

"say cheese"

so

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he told me to chill
like kid relax
you got a lot skill
organic raps
chlorophyll
the flow is so phenomenal
you could be unstoppable
if you work hard
it's probable

i be like
where's a waffle
wobble
here's a waffle
gobble gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle waddle
i don't even care
drink it up
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
deep inside this bliss i buzz
middle aged crisis type a idiot


this rhyme phoen
told a lie cause
i'm 19 -pre
dominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen but
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely




no aeroplanes just turbulence
making beats, producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

in the tight wighteys
w/ glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster-esque phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a young Sean Astin

i'm in the dungeon w/ the dragons
playing dungeons and dragons
gettin wild plus i'm out, and without a
nick cannon
i went to catholic school but i am no Ruthie Camden
peter parker, jasmine, aladdin or green lantern





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i'm just a suburban rapper
so my facts are dapper
caucasian
skin is white casper like
night lights it doesn't matter


i rap about the teevee
rap about the toaster
my mumma's freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
bout a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

dayum