Lunch Box rap roll.

This self-obsessed artist is a self-confessed narcissist

Collecting VHS cassettes and Gameboy colour cartridges

Blonde & Mop topped like a younger Aaron Carter is

Feeling head fucked like Brittany Murphy hiding carcusses

Self-depricating, yeah it makes me pretty hard to dis

the Self-absorbed pessimist has got no time to start a dis

19 years old, rap career i just started this

my imagination is outrageous

i aint starving this

Running round like Jaja Binks, trippin over starfishes

cool like frozen fish stix, hot like chicks in prada knits

Annoying hipster paradox i really gotta harness this

deductive reasoning causing all inductive arguments .MEH

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i enjoy rebecca black jamming out to nickel back

so damn unashamed like a Britney bringing sexy back

in my favourite button up, vans, pair a heavy pants

i'm that chandler bing of rap, shouts out ta matthew perry fans

i said yo mat hew perry fans

get all of your friends. get funky bust me any dance

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yeah ya know  we it must be a new era

when the rapper's more akward than a young Michael Cera

when the rapper needs Ray bans so she can see clearer

when the rappers iPod is fulla tracks by Eddie Vedder

flow like i dress  yes.effortless Casually

i will tear it up like a teen in a thrasher tee

here come the WONDER YEARS . SEE ME go SAVAGELY

my skin white like a night light,  it don't matter g

i got the Recipe

really cause i dare to be

bigger than i'd ever be

if i put in time rarely

I SEE em on the street

all da people stare at me

they picking up ma energy

right in their trajectory

i gotta spit 

cause i can't afford therapy

story tellin tarantella

eat nutella .let it be

i'm a brat on a mission to pawn dora

steal her packpack

become a better explorer

i'm mary  i'm the rhoda

own sidekick

and with the hit

sammy sosa 

go see if you like it

i'm a cub 

stepping into the lions den

spit tin higher than heroin

mixed with vicodin

violin

i go big

mega to mitre 10

i  play ball

but i never ever tip u off

mia  Superbowl

some say she will

 flip u off

play go home . stay home . watch Star Wars

spend too my time watching interviews from Nardwuar.

surface homies nah ah i say . aravoir 

ya gotta know me better ya

we could slam some tracks from Arular.

they ask me why i'd

why'd you become a rapper?

my answer goes back to when they cancelled Family matters

though the fact of the matter is

i'm a 90s kid mannerist,

who got sick of sitcoms,  gaming cd-rom classics, yes

--

who u rap 4?

i rap for nanna's in paris

attacking tracks for anna Faris

and that man who's embarrassed

listening to Backstreet boys

alone in his garage

the 80s babies 

playin patch kids, snacking on cabbage

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they say i'm funny but I'm no rove mcmanus

i'm just bored and a borderline daughter brain damaged

wandering lost

 christopher mcCandless

 young Kiefer Sutherland

blEACH hair, black Jacket

i get excited when i see a

yuppipacket

i'm twenty nearly at the dairy

i can't imagine being 23

identity

barely

entity

in depth

yes

incredibly

tell ya friends that ya met me

century

scenery

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To cop a thrill I popped a pill I got from Dr Phil when i was ill

Drank some Gogo juice then hopped on Photobooth and shot a still

i'm unstoppable like reruns of General Hospital

and Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Smith is boss. i got the will

life's a second hand VCR, it works but it's not pausible

i keep on trucking cause Anthony Kiedis seemed so logical

Even order falefels full of awful fillings chlorophyll

Swallow and digest like haters say Rosie O'Donnel will

Imbalance is ma buzz  Like Rob Deniro when he shot em all

I'm a stream of consciousness that's flowing over waterfalls

Always last in line, 1st ta wait because i got it all

Homer Simpson hot sauce

Wolf, i walk towards the call

in my grey sweatshirt, listening to earl sweatshirt

sippin earl grey & sitting on the social network

nerd swag, keep ma buttoned jama jackets tucked in

losing twitter followers because i follow Justin

still ya can't block me, i'm checkin in like Dunstin

aggravating whoevers antsy like i work for Colmar Brunton

swimmin in Ricki's Lake

Shout out to Sally Jesse

Raphael. nostalgic like 

a paper cup of crystal Pepsi. 

Oprah Winfrey is the One

who made me wanna Emcee

ellen show swag with my hands up for NZ 

growing up i liked Mary Kate, Ashley, pro wrestling.

hung out with the smart kids who like to watch the west wing

watched Cops and sitcoms,  DEPRESSING'n Interesting

coz Everybody loves Ray, Robert's out arresting,

always up to something, guess i had to keep um guessing..

rap music, tight pants, life is all about expressing,

the expression in this message

are confessions from a Menace dressed 

as Denice blue stripes. teeth white like a dentist

so sprite i pop a lid

when i finish off my sentence

so tight

your gonna fizz when the twitter rolls a mention

detention

intentions

pete & pete

figure it out

aye

Blushin like a Russian

Gushin on Percussion

flow smooth boost like i'm chugging Robitussin 

haters cussin, but they bluffing cause they lovin'

it's something to keep em buzzing, 

fuck it, I'm a nerd, so i keep ma shirt tucked in

losing twitter followers because i follow Justin

Blushin like a Russian as I'm gushing on Percussion

i flow smooth, i aint even chuggin robitussin

quicker than cult leaders, a Pope or a dope preacher

social studies Teachers , i'm socially showing each that

chose a career open to black & yellow adidas

i be nobly towin' leaders , by vocally blowing meters,

 used to breakdance back when taka mall was the galleria

i know that you notice me flying high like i'm Lotus, see

supernova no novice i own this this swag like i'm Otis

no semi-pro-ish, this poet's the dopest roam in ya choreus

thrown open omens  post-it

b.66

retro

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Why Not?

holes in ya sweater

holes in ma vans

you're at the front of this bus

i'm sitting down the back

it's cold out

cup of coffee in ya hand.

rock jeans, long sleeves and a

knit woolen hat

love is good. yup

hate is bad. yeah

we should get together b4 the 

antagonists attack

lets get adventurous, maybe grab ya knapsack

phone fulla rap jams and that black backpack

i don't take 5.  my haters take 6

as i try 2 use ma mind to build a makeshift  spaceship 

sometimes i feel like i live inside the matrix

i swear i love magic, only

problem is i hate tricks

everywhere i go, it's like i'm just tryna evade this

fundamental element in which i think is dangerous

fundamental element  in which i think is dangerous

fundamental element. resistance is outrageous

but you transcend what the kids call swag

you like Michael Jackson tracks

and your favourite song is Bad

because you're such a good one

the one with the hood on

is never quite the hood-lum

it's always such a prob-lem 

"it is impasses"

starstruck though, got me moon bound

for you i sing a top a tune, but you lift me off the ground you do

sensitise ma sound

like nobody is around

how do ya do it, yeah ya do it so profound

we're down to Earth, captivated Naturally

so when we Elevate, we gravitate towards the galaxy

just close your eyes, paint the white like a canvas

let loose the colours & imagine the magic

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