my bars are endless

i leave you breathless

w/ ma setlist

hear this  and

don't forget this

could never fit in so

i quit playing tetris

took off ma gold bling

put back on a candy necklace

drinking orange juice

eating pop tarts 4 breakfast

always go big like i'm

representing texas

 hyphy as fan

so i developed a setlist

cause rap is not about 

gold rims on that lexus

i'll speak about deadlocks

girls with blonde dreadlocks

summer times, good vibes

rainy days, wet socks

forget good looks, cathy hooks and headshots

i wanna tell a story,so that everyone can get lost

escape all like old folks watching wed locked

episodes of friends, 

ross would lose girls and get rocks

espn, i used to go for the red socks

7 years old then it was onyo next block

so  young and dapper,

i played tee ball

now i'm a rapper, grown up, that's teen y'all

catch me on a buzz, going )hard with with that teen flow

like a lightyear, like yeah, I'm a pheon bro,

don't blink, ya might miss, gotta tivo,

my sky fly by, music video, no vevo

style, my raps are  tatted up like nico,

, mad hatter swag phatter than bams don vito

see when i was 18 ,

music was a daydream

poetry and beats

like a swagged out james dean,

time flew by,

now i'm flying like the a-team.

light blue sky

can't believe the moves i'm making

here we go,

lets get it!

off the interlude.

i started with the internet

i finish with your interview

still it's not about just one,trust, its us in the move

if you believe in yourself, then you're in the crew

see life is not about the amount of twitter followers,

Facebook friends, whatcha phones skin colour is

life is about keeping it real, w the real, ya know it is

stickin together like, sheldon, raj, leonard, wolowitz

Monday - record Pterodactyl , fish stix-esque style vocals

Tuesday - record Thrasher

Wednesday - record Telescope

Thurs - "Magic Toast" freestyle video. + accapella track rec.

Fri - Put EP up. Photos

Sat - Make CDs.

Sun - computer ... etc.?

flood with quality.

I WAS ONCE A PTERO- 

Dactyl drawin Vandal Storin' sketches in ma Satchel

w/ messy written lyrics .rap songs to match the stashful

back at school, half full, now i see this glassful

new swag, past trill, i'm like a time capsule

that roman sandaled rascal is flown, supernatural

fancy blazers, apparel, stand in vans, i balance casual

enigma on the stereo

call me Rey Mysterio

can't break down the walls down

I'm like a young Chris Jericho

hitting like a tidal wave

fill in up the cyber space

i don't check my haters

but they check my twitter twice a day

I Do this for the fat kids

in high schools w/ fat lips

- bullied bashed quicker than

Napoleon w/ chapped lips

life is awkward, painful

i'm high fiving a cactus

attending dinner parties

being served plattered catfish

it isn't Gymnastics

I TRY TO CEASE THE Backlflips

rap spit like, Doritos

you can never call the last chip

Bees knees, snatch steeze

eat Japanese in Swag tees

Living these sweet dreams

in which i scheme, 

when I Catch zZzz

I WAS ONCE A PTERO- 

Dactyl drawin Vandal Storin' sketches in ma Satchel

w/ messy written lyrics .rap songs to match the stashful

back at school, half full, now i see this glassful

new swag, past trill, i'm like a time capsule

that roman sandaled rascal is flown so supernatural

fancy blazers, apparel, stand in vans, i balance casual

enigma on the stereo

call me Rey Mysterio

can't break down the walls

I'm like a young Chris Jericho

hitting like a tidal wave

fill in up the cyber space

i don't check my haters

but they check my twitter twice a day

….

Bees knees, snatch steeze

while eating Japanese in Swag tees

Living sweet dreams

in which i scheme, 

when i cATCH zZzz

these next few dayz.

this is how my future is looking. . .
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Sunday: record Dr Phil and mix efficiently. also Rec. 'Lunch Box Skit' if time's looking good. x

Monday: wake up early, get ma earz pierced, go to school & learn. come home, write for EP. x

Tuesday: practice mixing, go 2 school & learn. research for hip hop tape.

Wed: watch mix performances. x

Thurs: perform my upbeat mix.

Fri: watch more mix performances. x

Sat 26th May: write for EP.

Sun: record 'Thrasher', 'Nintendo Nights'

Mon: ???

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specsh.

To cop a thrill I popped a pill I got from Dr Phil when i was ill

Drank some Gogo juice then hopped on Photobooth and shot a still

i'm unstoppable like reruns of General Hospital

and Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Smith is boss. i got the will

(intro - into incoherency) 

losing sanity  and screws fuck it, guess i lost the drill

still i keep on trucking cause the Chillis seemed so logical

i'll order falefels full of awful fillings chlorophyl

then Swallow and digest like haters say Rosie O'Donnel will

(intro - incoherency extended)

Homer Simpson hot sauce, Wolf, i walk towards the call

Imbalance is ma buzz like Rob Deniro when he shot em all

I'm the stream of consciousness that's flowing over waterfalls

Always last in line, 1st ta wait because i got it all

(build up.)

swimmin in Ricki's Lake, Shout out to Sally Jesse

Raphael. nostalgic like a paper cup of crystal Pepsi. 

Oprah Winfrey is the one who made me wanna Emcee

Ellen show swag with my hands up for NZ 

in ma grey sweatshirt, listening to earl sweatshirt

sippin earl grey TEA & trippin on the social network

nerd swag, keep ma buttoned jama jacket tucked in

i'm losing twitter followers because i follow Justin

but nobody be blockin' me, i'm checkin in like Dunstin

aggravating Randoms like i work for Colmar Brunton

(move towards depth)

(reflection)

growing up i dug Mary Kate, Ashley, pro wrestling.

hung out with the smart kids who like to watch the West Wing

always up to something, guess i had to keep um guessing..

rap music, tight pants, life is all about expressing,

the expression in this message

are confessions from a Menace dressed 

as Denice blue stripes. teeth white like a dentist

so sprite i pop a lid

when i finish off my sentence

so tight

your gonna fizz when i finish of my setlist

(bridge type verse)

Blushin like a Russian

gotcha Gushin on Percussion

flow smooth like i'm chugging nothin but red Robitussin 

haters cussin, they be bluffing cause they lovin'  like chip muffins

it's something to keep em buzzing, i'm someone who pushes buttons

nobly towin' leaders , by vocally blowing meters,

lead quicker than cult leaders, a Pope or a dope preacher

used to breakdance back when taka mall was called the galleria

doubters lost inside ma maze like when they shopping at Ikea

yeah i know that you notice me flying high like i'm Lotus, see

supernova no novice i own this this swag like i'm Otis

redding no semi-pro-ish, this poet's the dopest of flowers

vocals .low in the tone i hone. stolked like Coronas at Kona.

Why Not?

holes in ya sweater, holes in ma vans

you're at the front of this vehicle

i'm sitting down the back

it's cold out, a

cup of coffee in ya hand. ya

rock jeans, long sleeves and a

knit woolen hat

love is good & i know hate is bad. yeah

we should get together b4  antagonists attack

lets get adventurous, maybe grab ya knapsack

phone fulla rap jams and that black backpack

i don't take 5.  my haters take 6 

i try 2 use ma mind to build this makeshift  spaceship 

cause sometimes i feel like i live inside the matrix

i swear i love magic, only

problem is i hate tricks

everywhere i go, it's like i'm just tryna evade this

fundamental element in which i think is dangerous

fundamental element. resistance is outrageous

like i'm trapped in the game, 

can't figure out how to play this

but you transcend what the kids call swag

you like Michael Jackson tracks and your favourite song is Bad

because you're such a good one

the one with the hood on

is never quite the hood-lum

it's always such a prob-lem 

"it is impasses"

starstruck though, got me moon bound

for you i sing a top a tune, but you lift me off the ground you do

sensitise ma sound

like nobody is around

how do ya do it, yeah ya do it so profound

we're down to Earth, captivated Naturally

so when we Elevate, we gravitate towards the galaxy

just close your eyes, paint the white like a canvas

let loose the colours & imagine the magic

Lunch Box rap roll.

This self-obsessed artist is a self-confessed narcissist

Collecting VHS cassettes and Gameboy colour cartridges

Blonde & Mop topped like a younger Aaron Carter is

Feeling head fucked like Brittany Murphy hiding carcusses

Self-depricating, yeah it makes me pretty hard to dis

the Self-absorbed pessimist has got no time to start a dis

19 years old, rap career i just started this

my imagination is outrageous

i aint starving this

Running round like Jaja Binks, trippin over starfishes

cool like frozen fish stix, hot like chicks in prada knits

Annoying hipster paradox i really gotta harness this

deductive reasoning causing all inductive arguments .MEH

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i enjoy rebecca black jamming out to nickel back

so damn unashamed like a Britney bringing sexy back

in my favourite button up, vans, pair a heavy pants

i'm that chandler bing of rap, shouts out ta matthew perry fans

i said yo mat hew perry fans

get all of your friends. get funky bust me any dance

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yeah ya know  we it must be a new era

when the rapper's more akward than a young Michael Cera

when the rapper needs Ray bans so she can see clearer

when the rappers iPod is fulla tracks by Eddie Vedder

flow like i dress  yes.effortless Casually

i will tear it up like a teen in a thrasher tee

here come the WONDER YEARS . SEE ME go SAVAGELY

my skin white like a night light,  it don't matter g

i got the Recipe

really cause i dare to be

bigger than i'd ever be

if i put in time rarely

I SEE em on the street

all da people stare at me

they picking up ma energy

right in their trajectory

i gotta spit 

cause i can't afford therapy

story tellin tarantella

eat nutella .let it be

i'm a brat on a mission to pawn dora

steal her packpack

become a better explorer

i'm mary  i'm the rhoda

own sidekick

and with the hit

sammy sosa 

go see if you like it

i'm a cub 

stepping into the lions den

spit tin higher than heroin

mixed with vicodin

violin

i go big

mega to mitre 10

i  play ball

but i never ever tip u off

mia  Superbowl

some say she will

 flip u off

play go home . stay home . watch Star Wars

spend too my time watching interviews from Nardwuar.

surface homies nah ah i say . aravoir 

ya gotta know me better ya

we could slam some tracks from Arular.

they ask me why i'd

why'd you become a rapper?

my answer goes back to when they cancelled Family matters

though the fact of the matter is

i'm a 90s kid mannerist,

who got sick of sitcoms,  gaming cd-rom classics, yes

--

who u rap 4?

i rap for nanna's in paris

attacking tracks for anna Faris

and that man who's embarrassed

listening to Backstreet boys

alone in his garage

the 80s babies 

playin patch kids, snacking on cabbage

--

they say i'm funny but I'm no rove mcmanus

i'm just bored and a borderline daughter brain damaged

wandering lost

 christopher mcCandless

 young Kiefer Sutherland

blEACH hair, black Jacket

i get excited when i see a

yuppipacket

i'm twenty nearly at the dairy

i can't imagine being 23

identity

barely

entity

in depth

yes

incredibly

tell ya friends that ya met me

century

scenery

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To cop a thrill I popped a pill I got from Dr Phil when i was ill

Drank some Gogo juice then hopped on Photobooth and shot a still

i'm unstoppable like reruns of General Hospital

and Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Smith is boss. i got the will

life's a second hand VCR, it works but it's not pausible

i keep on trucking cause Anthony Kiedis seemed so logical

Even order falefels full of awful fillings chlorophyll

Swallow and digest like haters say Rosie O'Donnel will

Imbalance is ma buzz  Like Rob Deniro when he shot em all

I'm a stream of consciousness that's flowing over waterfalls

Always last in line, 1st ta wait because i got it all

Homer Simpson hot sauce

Wolf, i walk towards the call

in my grey sweatshirt, listening to earl sweatshirt

sippin earl grey & sitting on the social network

nerd swag, keep ma buttoned jama jackets tucked in

losing twitter followers because i follow Justin

still ya can't block me, i'm checkin in like Dunstin

aggravating whoevers antsy like i work for Colmar Brunton

swimmin in Ricki's Lake

Shout out to Sally Jesse

Raphael. nostalgic like 

a paper cup of crystal Pepsi. 

Oprah Winfrey is the One

who made me wanna Emcee

ellen show swag with my hands up for NZ 

growing up i liked Mary Kate, Ashley, pro wrestling.

hung out with the smart kids who like to watch the west wing

watched Cops and sitcoms,  DEPRESSING'n Interesting

coz Everybody loves Ray, Robert's out arresting,

always up to something, guess i had to keep um guessing..

rap music, tight pants, life is all about expressing,

the expression in this message

are confessions from a Menace dressed 

as Denice blue stripes. teeth white like a dentist

so sprite i pop a lid

when i finish off my sentence

so tight

your gonna fizz when the twitter rolls a mention

detention

intentions

pete & pete

figure it out

aye

Blushin like a Russian

Gushin on Percussion

flow smooth boost like i'm chugging Robitussin 

haters cussin, but they bluffing cause they lovin'

it's something to keep em buzzing, 

fuck it, I'm a nerd, so i keep ma shirt tucked in

losing twitter followers because i follow Justin

Blushin like a Russian as I'm gushing on Percussion

i flow smooth, i aint even chuggin robitussin

quicker than cult leaders, a Pope or a dope preacher

social studies Teachers , i'm socially showing each that

chose a career open to black & yellow adidas

i be nobly towin' leaders , by vocally blowing meters,

 used to breakdance back when taka mall was the galleria

i know that you notice me flying high like i'm Lotus, see

supernova no novice i own this this swag like i'm Otis

no semi-pro-ish, this poet's the dopest roam in ya choreus

thrown open omens  post-it

b.66

retro

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why Not?

holes in ya sweater

holes in ma vans

you're at the front of this bus

i'm sitting down the back

it's cold out

cup of coffee in ya hand.

rock jeans, long sleeves and a

knit woolen hat

love is good. yup

hate is bad. yeah

we should get together b4 the 

antagonists attack

lets get adventurous, maybe grab ya knapsack

phone fulla rap jams and that black backpack

i don't take 5.  my haters take 6

as i try 2 use ma mind to build a makeshift  spaceship 

sometimes i feel like i live inside the matrix

i swear i love magic, only

problem is i hate tricks

everywhere i go, it's like i'm just tryna evade this

fundamental element in which i think is dangerous

fundamental element  in which i think is dangerous

fundamental element. resistance is outrageous

but you transcend what the kids call swag

you like Michael Jackson tracks

and your favourite song is Bad

because you're such a good one

the one with the hood on

is never quite the hood-lum

it's always such a prob-lem 

"it is impasses"

starstruck though, got me moon bound

for you i sing a top a tune, but you lift me off the ground you do

sensitise ma sound

like nobody is around

how do ya do it, yeah ya do it so profound

we're down to Earth, captivated Naturally

so when we Elevate, we gravitate towards the galaxy

just close your eyes, paint the white like a canvas

let loose the colours & imagine the magic

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

the following is a relatively coherent strung together documentation of suburban life
enjoy.

2 BARS

this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem

for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston

for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron

we're getting even like
Mac Culkin with Ted Danson




leggo
7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup leading to decay creating all these cavities ????
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class i act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David Cassidy see
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
but when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad. i
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind set
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY


zap effects !

crazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
no shame this weird drones headphones bumpin justin bieber baby

all these ladies got me feeling like a jan brady hazy
nasally singin
Remy Zero
somebody save me-

acting emo like everybody hates me
i can't even smile when they say cheese

"say cheese"

so

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he told me to chill
like kid relax
you got a lot skill
organic raps
chlorophyll
the flow is so phenomenal
you could be unstoppable
if you work hard
it's probable

i be like
where's a waffle
wobble
here's a waffle
gobble gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle waddle
i don't even care
drink it up
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
deep inside this bliss i buzz
middle aged crisis type a idiot


this rhyme phoen
told a lie cause
i'm 19 -pre
dominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen but
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely




no aeroplanes just turbulence
making beats, producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

in the tight wighteys
w/ glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster-esque phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a young Sean Astin

i'm in the dungeon w/ the dragons
playing dungeons and dragons
gettin wild plus i'm out, and without a
nick cannon
i went to catholic school but i am no Ruthie Camden
peter parker, jasmine, aladdin or green lantern





----

i'm just a suburban rapper
so my facts are dapper
caucasian
skin is white casper like
night lights it doesn't matter


i rap about the teevee
rap about the toaster
my mumma's freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
bout a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

dayum

the following is a relatively coherent strung together documentation of suburban life
enjoy.

this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem

for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston

for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron


culkin camden ????



leggo
7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup creating the decay leading to cavities ????
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class i'd act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David cassidy see
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
but when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind set
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY



icrazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
pride my eisenhers bumpin justin bieber baby

hazy thèse ladies got me feeling like jan brady
Remy zero
ladies singin
somebody save me-

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he told me to chill
u got a lotta skill

relax your
phenomenal????

my charlie harper i\
berta less
i'm curteous as
the burger less
i got no burgers bitch ??????
i took the cow
but couldn't murder it
.

so where's a waffle
wobble
here's a waffle
gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle
i don't even care
i drink it up in a
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
deep inside this bliss i buzz
i am such an idiot
middle aged crisises can take this track
and live to it ???????
---

this rhyme phoen
told a lie
i'm 19 -pre
dominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen but
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely




i'm riding this plane turbulence
making beats, producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

ur in the tight wighteys
glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster of a phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a young Sean Astin

I'm playing dungeons and dragons
in the dungeon
w/ dragons
rumpel stilzkon
gettin wild n out without a
nick cannon




----

i'm a suburban rapper
so my facts are dapper
caucasian
skin is white casper like
night light it doesn't matter


rap about the teevee
i rap about the toaster
my mumma freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
bout a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

dayum

the following is a relatively coherent strung together documentation of suburban life
enjoy.

this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem
for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston
for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron
the twist is - i'm steppin in as revered camden

leggo
7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup creating the decay leading to cavities
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class i'd act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David cassidy see
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
so when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY



its crazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
pride my eisenhers bumpin justin bieber baby



open up The doors when i'm feeling hazy jan brady
Remy zero
i'm singin
somebody save me-

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he said don't be so still
u got a lotta skill
phenomenal

my charlie harper is berta less
so i'm curteous as
the burger less
got no burger bitch
i didn't have the guts to take a cow and murder it
..

where's a waffle
wobble
here's a waffle
gobble gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle waddle
i don't even care
drink it up
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up yip!
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
deep in this bliss i buzz
i am such an idiot

middle aged crisises can take this track
and live to it


this rhyme phoen
told a lie
coz i'm 19
predominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely

i wanna catch a higher wave
so i stand beside my microwave
feeling fonazarelli cool right away
not conscious that i've lost the rightaway


i'm riding this plane turbulence
making beats and producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

ur in the tight wighteys
glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel so hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster of a phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a young Sean Astin

playing dungeons and dragons
in the dungeon
w/ dragons
rumpel stilzkon
flipping out wild like
chris or a nick cannon




----

i'm a suburban rapper
so my facts are pretty dapper
caucasion
skin is casper
white
night light it doesn't matter


i rap about the teevee
rap about the toaster
my mumma freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
about a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

dayum

this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem
for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston
for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron
the ironic twist - i'm steppin in as revered camden


7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup creating the decay leading to cavities
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class as i act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David cassidy
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
so when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY



its crazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
my eisenhers bum nickel back
i am unashamed like a britney bringing sexy back

ladiess

open up The doors when i'm feeling hazy jan brady
Remy zero
i'm insane
singin
somebody save me

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he said don't be so still
u got a lotta skill
phenomenal




where's a waffle
wobble wobble
here's a waffle
gobble gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle waddle
i don't even care
drink it up
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
in this bliss i buzz
i am such an idiot

middle aged crisiss can take this track
and live to it


this rhyme phoen
told a lie
coz i'm 19
predominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely

catch a higher wave
the microwave waves i'm in the way

my charlie harper
bertaless
i'm curteous
and burger less

cool yet i'm burn in this
up like
than a jonas bro
smoking a blunt
ya never heard a this

making beats and producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

ur in the tight wighteys
glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel so hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster of a phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a goonie like Sean Astin

come find me in the dungoen
playing dungeons and dragons
w/ dragons
rumpel stilzkon
and a tumble weeded up wagon

under lanterns
havin w/ spasms im
trapped inside an 80s
freak and geeks type paradigm



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i'm a suburban rapper
so my facts are pretty dapper


rap about the teevee
rap about the toaster
my mumma freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
bout a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

dayum

Hipstie Beaner

2011 .back in august
do i purchase a hipster beanie
or just
hat .
like movie coke
regular
taxi driver
is deniro
irregular

my apparel is
american
apparently embedded in
permanent epinephrin
adrenaline on emersons
where is that waldo
me myself and i
only found a ralph
what north to a south
where ma balto

lost ma vision
gained me a pre
scription.
unintentional
aesthetic
ray bans
hipster addiction

we pinged bling
the sting i getting denim
this thing is jet setting
in a hoodie
read a book
whatcha reckon
bag a goodie on de hook

hipstie beaner
in a hipster beanie
a tricky little greeny or
a trickster who is greedy

hipstie beaner
in a hipster beanie
a wanna be who i see
who i see wanna be me

my blue boy gesture
guessed ya a key to ma seams
as it seems i am greed
see me bleed
no you can't
i'm a mannequin
got nothing nahhh
not even a skeleton
school lunches
bring it back again
cinnamon toast crunch
my heart .
is all black
all empty
lock it in to ma chamber
of secrets
i hate ta reveal
that a chamber
treats shit
play it safer
only to end up in greater danger
wake up and read the paper
toon town proof they found
a caper. a caped chaser
w/ a pencil and eraser
i never erased ya
just me
trust me
you cannot
not
trust me
you cannot trust to not trust me
in this polluted sea
who says a cest pool
doesn't start w/ a sea
da sea might be co.c
white c like me
or a couple sip a hennesy
w/ an enemy

Rob Lowe

Tragic acts'v spastic gymnastics
Searchin the Mattress
erratic taps
crackin cabinets
lackin access like
chapstickless
chapped lips

in need a
Pink Plastic w/ the
Abstract graphics

back ta rap
i just have ta attack this
the attraction is massive

love love
science
Mathematics
magnets

attack a blank canvas
imagine the magic
Gift ' a the gab
w/ the bag full'a gadgets
manic sharp catch
full flow blow catfish

ambassador of radness

actions
tracked in the rye
the catchers a
Protaginist



rapper in the wranglers is a
catholic school graduate
i guess this track is it immaculate

i say
a bit a finch to that atticus
clint to a catalyst


somebody told me to get it
so i got it
now i have this

i confess i'm obsessed
nic cage . matchsticks

never tantrum less
this toddler smashing
an abacus
kindercarton cop
out of his elements