the following is a relatively coherent strung together documentation of suburban life
enjoy.

2 BARS

this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem

for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston

for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron

we're getting even like
Mac Culkin with Ted Danson




leggo
7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup leading to decay creating all these cavities ????
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class i act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David Cassidy see
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
but when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad. i
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind set
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY


zap effects !

crazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
no shame this weird drones headphones bumpin justin bieber baby

all these ladies got me feeling like a jan brady hazy
nasally singin
Remy Zero
somebody save me-

acting emo like everybody hates me
i can't even smile when they say cheese

"say cheese"

so

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he told me to chill
like kid relax
you got a lot skill
organic raps
chlorophyll
the flow is so phenomenal
you could be unstoppable
if you work hard
it's probable

i be like
where's a waffle
wobble
here's a waffle
gobble gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle waddle
i don't even care
drink it up
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
deep inside this bliss i buzz
middle aged crisis type a idiot


this rhyme phoen
told a lie cause
i'm 19 -pre
dominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen but
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely




no aeroplanes just turbulence
making beats, producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

in the tight wighteys
w/ glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster-esque phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a young Sean Astin

i'm in the dungeon w/ the dragons
playing dungeons and dragons
gettin wild plus i'm out, and without a
nick cannon
i went to catholic school but i am no Ruthie Camden
peter parker, jasmine, aladdin or green lantern





----

i'm just a suburban rapper
so my facts are dapper
caucasian
skin is white casper like
night lights it doesn't matter


i rap about the teevee
rap about the toaster
my mumma's freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
bout a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

dayum

the following is a relatively coherent strung together documentation of suburban life
enjoy.

this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem

for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston

for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron


culkin camden ????



leggo
7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup creating the decay leading to cavities ????
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class i'd act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David cassidy see
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
but when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind set
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY



icrazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
pride my eisenhers bumpin justin bieber baby

hazy thèse ladies got me feeling like jan brady
Remy zero
ladies singin
somebody save me-

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he told me to chill
u got a lotta skill

relax your
phenomenal????

my charlie harper i\
berta less
i'm curteous as
the burger less
i got no burgers bitch ??????
i took the cow
but couldn't murder it
.

so where's a waffle
wobble
here's a waffle
gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle
i don't even care
i drink it up in a
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
deep inside this bliss i buzz
i am such an idiot
middle aged crisises can take this track
and live to it ???????
---

this rhyme phoen
told a lie
i'm 19 -pre
dominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen but
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely




i'm riding this plane turbulence
making beats, producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

ur in the tight wighteys
glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster of a phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a young Sean Astin

I'm playing dungeons and dragons
in the dungeon
w/ dragons
rumpel stilzkon
gettin wild n out without a
nick cannon




----

i'm a suburban rapper
so my facts are dapper
caucasian
skin is white casper like
night light it doesn't matter


rap about the teevee
i rap about the toaster
my mumma freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
bout a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

dayum

the following is a relatively coherent strung together documentation of suburban life
enjoy.

this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem
for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston
for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron
the twist is - i'm steppin in as revered camden

leggo
7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup creating the decay leading to cavities
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class i'd act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David cassidy see
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
so when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY



its crazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
pride my eisenhers bumpin justin bieber baby



open up The doors when i'm feeling hazy jan brady
Remy zero
i'm singin
somebody save me-

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he said don't be so still
u got a lotta skill
phenomenal

my charlie harper is berta less
so i'm curteous as
the burger less
got no burger bitch
i didn't have the guts to take a cow and murder it
..

where's a waffle
wobble
here's a waffle
gobble gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle waddle
i don't even care
drink it up
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up yip!
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
deep in this bliss i buzz
i am such an idiot

middle aged crisises can take this track
and live to it


this rhyme phoen
told a lie
coz i'm 19
predominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely

i wanna catch a higher wave
so i stand beside my microwave
feeling fonazarelli cool right away
not conscious that i've lost the rightaway


i'm riding this plane turbulence
making beats and producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

ur in the tight wighteys
glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel so hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster of a phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a young Sean Astin

playing dungeons and dragons
in the dungeon
w/ dragons
rumpel stilzkon
flipping out wild like
chris or a nick cannon




----

i'm a suburban rapper
so my facts are pretty dapper
caucasion
skin is casper
white
night light it doesn't matter


i rap about the teevee
rap about the toaster
my mumma freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
about a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

dayum

this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem
for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston
for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron
the ironic twist - i'm steppin in as revered camden


7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup creating the decay leading to cavities
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class as i act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David cassidy
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
so when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY



its crazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
my eisenhers bum nickel back
i am unashamed like a britney bringing sexy back

ladiess

open up The doors when i'm feeling hazy jan brady
Remy zero
i'm insane
singin
somebody save me

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he said don't be so still
u got a lotta skill
phenomenal




where's a waffle
wobble wobble
here's a waffle
gobble gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle waddle
i don't even care
drink it up
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
in this bliss i buzz
i am such an idiot

middle aged crisiss can take this track
and live to it


this rhyme phoen
told a lie
coz i'm 19
predominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely

catch a higher wave
the microwave waves i'm in the way

my charlie harper
bertaless
i'm curteous
and burger less

cool yet i'm burn in this
up like
than a jonas bro
smoking a blunt
ya never heard a this

making beats and producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

ur in the tight wighteys
glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel so hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster of a phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a goonie like Sean Astin

come find me in the dungoen
playing dungeons and dragons
w/ dragons
rumpel stilzkon
and a tumble weeded up wagon

under lanterns
havin w/ spasms im
trapped inside an 80s
freak and geeks type paradigm



----

i'm a suburban rapper
so my facts are pretty dapper


rap about the teevee
rap about the toaster
my mumma freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
bout a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

dayum