the following is a relatively coherent strung together documentation of suburban life
enjoy.

this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem
for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston
for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron
the twist is - i'm steppin in as revered camden

leggo
7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup creating the decay leading to cavities
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class i'd act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David cassidy see
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
so when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY



its crazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
pride my eisenhers bumpin justin bieber baby



open up The doors when i'm feeling hazy jan brady
Remy zero
i'm singin
somebody save me-

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he said don't be so still
u got a lotta skill
phenomenal

my charlie harper is berta less
so i'm curteous as
the burger less
got no burger bitch
i didn't have the guts to take a cow and murder it
..

where's a waffle
wobble
here's a waffle
gobble gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle waddle
i don't even care
drink it up
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up yip!
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
deep in this bliss i buzz
i am such an idiot

middle aged crisises can take this track
and live to it


this rhyme phoen
told a lie
coz i'm 19
predominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely

i wanna catch a higher wave
so i stand beside my microwave
feeling fonazarelli cool right away
not conscious that i've lost the rightaway


i'm riding this plane turbulence
making beats and producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

ur in the tight wighteys
glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel so hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster of a phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a young Sean Astin

playing dungeons and dragons
in the dungeon
w/ dragons
rumpel stilzkon
flipping out wild like
chris or a nick cannon




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i'm a suburban rapper
so my facts are pretty dapper
caucasion
skin is casper
white
night light it doesn't matter


i rap about the teevee
rap about the toaster
my mumma freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
about a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

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