the following is a relatively coherent strung together documentation of suburban life
enjoy.

this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem

for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston

for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron


culkin camden ????



leggo
7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup creating the decay leading to cavities ????
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class i'd act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David cassidy see
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
but when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind set
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY



icrazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
pride my eisenhers bumpin justin bieber baby

hazy thèse ladies got me feeling like jan brady
Remy zero
ladies singin
somebody save me-

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he told me to chill
u got a lotta skill

relax your
phenomenal????

my charlie harper i\
berta less
i'm curteous as
the burger less
i got no burgers bitch ??????
i took the cow
but couldn't murder it
.

so where's a waffle
wobble
here's a waffle
gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle
i don't even care
i drink it up in a
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
deep inside this bliss i buzz
i am such an idiot
middle aged crisises can take this track
and live to it ???????
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this rhyme phoen
told a lie
i'm 19 -pre
dominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen but
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely




i'm riding this plane turbulence
making beats, producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

ur in the tight wighteys
glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster of a phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a young Sean Astin

I'm playing dungeons and dragons
in the dungeon
w/ dragons
rumpel stilzkon
gettin wild n out without a
nick cannon




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i'm a suburban rapper
so my facts are dapper
caucasian
skin is white casper like
night light it doesn't matter


rap about the teevee
i rap about the toaster
my mumma freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
bout a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

dayum