this isn't a rap song
youre listening to an anthem
for overweight kids and guys
dressed like Bryan Cranston
for anybody who felt kinda dissed by kirk cameron
the ironic twist - i'm steppin in as revered camden


7am waffles . what a tragedy
this al bundys eating breakfast
w/out a family

syrup creating the decay leading to cavities
breaking down slower than ma mental state
gradually
day dreams of first class as i act casually
sitting up the front
conversing w/ David cassidy
i'm down to earth
captivated naturally
so when i elevate
i gravitate towards the galaxy

upset, depressed yes
less inclined to sanity
good deeds and bad
make a ned flanders made at me

a hunter thompson mind
sam ronson anatomy

I'M TITANIC WRAPPED HAVOK
MASSIVE SIZED ANARCHY



its crazy

nobody under the age a 80 wants to date me
so i date aged celebrities then sell their shit on Trademe
i've got an iPod full of Rebecca Black and Jay-Z
my eisenhers bum nickel back
i am unashamed like a britney bringing sexy back

ladiess

open up The doors when i'm feeling hazy jan brady
Remy zero
i'm insane
singin
somebody save me

To Cop a Thrill I Pop a Pill I-Got-from
Dr Phil when I Was ill
he said don't be so still
u got a lotta skill
phenomenal




where's a waffle
wobble wobble
here's a waffle
gobble gobble
i'm a turkey
waddle waddle
i don't even care
drink it up
adult baby sippi cup
i'm 46 still i make a lady sit me up
ya think i'm sick but words
of dis don't trip me up
in this bliss i buzz
i am such an idiot

middle aged crisiss can take this track
and live to it


this rhyme phoen
told a lie
coz i'm 19
predominant sight seems
to be a
wide screen pipe dream
i don't do drugs
i'm tryna get high
with a flight screen
currently
switching ma currency
seems highly unlikely

catch a higher wave
the microwave waves i'm in the way

my charlie harper
bertaless
i'm curteous
and burger less

cool yet i'm burn in this
up like
than a jonas bro
smoking a blunt
ya never heard a this

making beats and producers
wanna burgle this
tune
that makes ya swoon
and dance alone inside ya bedroom

ur in the tight wighteys
glasses
gotcha dancin
quicker than a 97
teeny bopper
to some Hanson
i speak a top beats
cause i don't feel so hansom
i'm a ghost in pink vans that's a
hipster of a phantom
rockin raybans
needed vision so i cashed in.
can't tell if i'm an art goon or a goonie like Sean Astin

come find me in the dungoen
playing dungeons and dragons
w/ dragons
rumpel stilzkon
and a tumble weeded up wagon

under lanterns
havin w/ spasms im
trapped inside an 80s
freak and geeks type paradigm



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i'm a suburban rapper
so my facts are pretty dapper


rap about the teevee
rap about the toaster
my mumma freakin out
cause i forgot to use a coaster

rap about the coaster
bout a piece a paper
my dad is pissed
i just broke the new refrigerator

dayum